Taco stand

the equivalent of a female T-bagging.

little girl says to her father while playing a game "look daddy im T-bagging him" dad replies " no honey you don't have balls, you are Taco standing him.

by Rivari November 20, 2014

Mexican Standoff

When two dudes stare into each other’s eyes while jerking off frantically; the person that cums last has to lick the other persons cum off the floor.

David: I played Mexican Standoff with Jared yesterday and he lost!
Matt: I wonder how it tasted since you have a carpet!

by bitchlasagna November 15, 2017

Drunken one night stand

A method of having sex usually resorted to by lonely skinny nerd virgins. They go in bars and find a girl that is very drunk and can't think, trick them into thinking they are hot, then bringing them home. It is a loser act, but it does work.

Jacob: Oh my gosh I heard humping noises coming from your room all night, what was that?
Michael: Guess what... I lost my virginity.
Jacob: OMIGOD NO WAY, you actually got a girl to like you?!
Michael: No, I just did the drunken one night stand.
Jacob: Oh, so it's not that surprising now.

by Oneriwien July 29, 2012

edmonton standard

when one masterbates into ones own hand, and then procedes to eat it...this is typical of most Edmonton Alberta residents.

Guy from Edmonton: Man i'm all alone again tonight...and im hungry...great time for an Edmonton Standard

by R-Fed December 7, 2006

sandstorm

shaving your pubes then blowing them in your girlfriends face.

ooh baby,I know you loved that sandstorm in your face

by captain skidmark February 18, 2008

Standing Still Shoes

Sexy high-heeled shoes that are virtually impossible to walk in, but you buy them anyway because they are for
activities that don't require walking.

L: "I'd break my neck walking in those"
D: "So don't walk in them. Buy them for standing still shoes. Your boyfriend will like em!"

by standing still girl July 22, 2009

Arabian Sandslasher

The act of cutting off a girl's head while having sex with her.

Habib, I just gave her the best Arabian Sandslasher last night.

by Soup Train To Nowhere May 3, 2009