poop shoot

shove it up your poop shoot
by MrShovelz March 03, 2024
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Shooting pool

When two men stand facing a third man and while holding hands jerk off the third man while making eye contact with him.
Hey Jarrett, Brandon and I are going shooting pool with ryan at his place.
by Dief30 October 16, 2022
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Poop and Shoot

When you poop in your hand, and whip it across an open field, and shoot it with a 12 gauge shotgun.
by shitbirdie November 04, 2011
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Poop and shoot

(Military Slang) when a male utilizes a portable latrine to defecate and masturbate to ejaculation.
Platoon daddy: “hey fuckface, where is SSG Jody?”
Sgt o’cheese: “I heard him say that he was going to the port-a-shitter to have a poop and shoot. Private Cuck’s wife sent him nudes.”
by NCOIC September 15, 2020
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elevator shoot

When you have sex in an elevator that is stuck between floors then you call the fire department to break the doors open. then once they open the doors, you pull out and ejaculate in the fire fighters face.
Male 1: Yeah, dude, I shot a huge load into the firefighters face during our last elevator shoot
by Bigblackbustywoman November 20, 2013
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