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step foot on heaven

A: I have 10 minutes to live.
B: That's a bummer. You're going to step foot on heaven.
5 minutes later...
B: You're about to die.
B: I'm calling 911.
B: *calls 911*
C: 911, what's your emergency?
B: Someone is about to step foot on heaven.
C: When?
B: The next 5 minutes. Hurry!
C: *calls the ambulance*
D: *does tests to find the disease*
D: It looks like you have cancer of the lung. Are you a drug addict?
B: Wait, tobacco causes cancer?
D: Indeed. Tobacco causes a tumor in the tissues of the lungs, which would have the person being diagnosed with cancer of the lung, also known as lung cancer.
2 minutes have passed.
A: I can't breathe.
A: *tries to breathe for a minute and a half*
B: Person A!
D: He has 4.5 minutes to live.
D: Unfortunately, to this date, there is rarely any cure for cancer. I can't test my effort since it's a short time.
D: *fastly writes a document in doctors' handwriting like a normal doctor would*
A: 4.5 minutes?
B: Yes, the doctor said you have 4.5 minutes until you die of lung cancer.
2 minutes pass.
D: Now you have 2.5 minutes to live.
A: *tries to breathe for another minute and a half*
D: 50 seconds.
B: 50!
B: 49!
B: 48!
...
B: 10!
B: 9!
B: 8!
B: 7!
B: 6!
B: 5!
B: 4!
B and D: 3!
B and D: 2!
B and D: 1!
A: *dies*
B: This is when he steps foot in heaven!
D: Exactly!
by OfficialWatchOS7 July 31, 2025
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Step-Mai

A hottie with a flamethrower and a shit ton of disturbing things to say and send.
Person: Hey there Step-Mai
Step-Mai: You looking like sexy bread gurl
by Anime_Waifuu February 1, 2021
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step-co-grandnibling-in-law

Spouse's stepgrandnibling's spouse.
step-co-grandnibling-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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Step Loaf

Step Loaf - term used by young adult males to describe their step mum who is sexy as.

There are many types of Loaf’s but the step loaf is at the top.
Oi lads, the Step Loaf got stuck in the washing machine again last night. It was sweeeeeeet!
by RicMaroo October 3, 2022
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first step-cousin-niece

1. The granddaughter of one's parent's stepsibling.
2. The stepgranddaughter of one's parent's sibling.
3. The granddaughter of one's stepparent's sibling.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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Step shaming

Being shamed for not getting in your 10,000 steps a day
"Because of my coworker's step shaming, I had to hop on the treadmill.
by Paleporcelainone November 7, 2019
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Step Curry

MF who has some black ass feet after a night out walking around the trailer park barefooted. Only drinks Hennessy and loves doing rails of mid-ass Boliva baking soda.
On some man 2 man type shit, Step Curry was faded last night tryna harass the first Afghan guido she seen.
by Everybody's wifey March 14, 2025
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