by TheRealCuba October 8, 2022
Get the Front-Shootmug. What the Cannibal Corpse song "I Cum Blood" is essentially about...as put by frontman Corpsegrinder.
by 7568ino November 3, 2023
Get the shooting blood from your cockmug. by antoxx11 October 22, 2022
Get the shoot upmug. Something that cannot be obtained by being human. You have to go through ruthless suffering and torture to obtain this item and it will all be for nothing once you meet inevitable death. First you have to play skyrim for 30 hours straight then kill your mother. Second step is to leave the house with all pets and train them in animal fighting rings. Third step is get married, fourth step is kill your husband/wife. And steal the ring back. That’s an important step. The fifth and final step is to sacrifice yourself and the rings by supergluing them onto your body and jumping into a volcano, to which your pets will follow you as well. The sixth but optional step is to break out of hell and ascend to heaven (where you rightfully belong). This is how you obtain this item.
“Wow I would literally climb up a volcano and toss my body into it to get a gun-shooting knife.”
“My wife hates gun-shooting knives.”
“Please help me, Jasper stole my gun-shooting knife.”
“My wife hates gun-shooting knives.”
“Please help me, Jasper stole my gun-shooting knife.”
by epicguy193 September 10, 2022
Get the Gun-shooting knifemug. To shoot and hang yourself is a humorous reference to suicide, made by the absurd nature of killing yourself in two ways at once. Can also be used as a threat of murder (shooting) followed by a cover-up of suicide (hanging). Also humourous, because it would very clearly not be suicide.
"I'll never give you my LED kitty headphones! You can pry them out of my cold, dead hands."
"That's what I *will* do after I shoot and hang you!"
"That's what I *will* do after I shoot and hang you!"
by Juneuey January 19, 2025
Get the Shoot and Hangmug. Closing one nostril and blowing very hard out the other one so that any boogers inside shoot out. Note: Don't do this with your eyes open.
thing one: man I can't breathe through my damn nose
thing two: just shoot the goose bro
thing one: oh right
thing two: just shoot the goose bro
thing one: oh right
by ritzy115 April 25, 2020
Get the Shoot the Goosemug. BUT HE DEPLOYED THE MILITARY! I THOUGHT THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO SCARED THE BAD GUYS INTO NOT DOING A CRIME! WHAT HAPPENED!?
Hym "Yeah, nothing is going to change because you refuse to look at the actual causes. I'll reserve my judgement on the school shooting until you actually report on the ACTUAL impetus behind the act. We'll see. Maybe it's ANOTHER INSTANCE OF THE WEAPONIZED SCHIZOPHRENIA. Who knows!? They refuse to investigate and or corroborate my thing."
by Hym Iam August 27, 2025
Get the School shootingmug.