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Robert Rojas

When you get an irritable itch on the middle of your hand but cannot scratch it
*starts eating hand

-Dude what are you doing???
-Robert Rojas
-Thats kinda sus lowkey...
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Robert

A stupid jerk who doesn't deserve beautiful amazing girls. He has a very dirty mind and is very annoying. So many people hate him. Robert is very ugly and thinks he's the funniest person on the earth(yet he's not). He always has his ways to make a situation worse. Oh and he's a dumb az and an azhole.
Tia-Oh no Roberts coming!

Sara-eww!

Tia-Lets go!

Sara- RUN!!!

ROBERT-Huh? I'm confusion 😕
by How it going??? March 14, 2019
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Robert

There is no one quite like him. Expect the unexpected! A self-made and high-class man who has developed the strongest of characters through dedication and his remarkable passion for life. He is very smart. He is quite sharp. Independent and wild. At his core he is like a child; witty and mischievous and pure and energetic. His laugh is silly and sweet. He is tall, dark and handsome but his real beauty is in his unique presence. His swampy hazel eyes express a million beautiful things. He has great depth. He loves and strives for simplicity. He acts with impressive logic but is deceptively (and endearingly) emotional. He needs freedom and yet anchorage. Spend a few moments with him and he will make you feel warm and uplifted. Spend a few more and you might find that your life changes. Such is his power. Do not cross him though! Just as he has high standards for himself, he expects the same in those closest to him.
Person 1: There’s something indefinable about that man...

Person 2: Yeah, well, that’s Robert for ya’!
by sophielikesbobby April 28, 2019
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Robert

A person that like men, and is gay.
by Lucci07 August 6, 2019
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Robert

Robert is and amazing guy really sexy and loving and he really cares about you but don’t break his heart he will try to give you everything in the world because he care so much but if you hurt him he probably will never love again or just find another girl who really cares he’s really goofy and he likes to have fun so if your mood is bad you my’s well just leave because he’s looking for fun in his life. So get you a Robert cuz he will care very much but don’t lose him cuz he really mean something.
Robert is mine
by Robertt November 27, 2021
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Robert California

Dunder Mifflin/Sabre, intimidating, unsettling and yet profoundly charismatic C.E.O. in the sit-com The Office (season 8). According to Jim Halpert, he might be a genius (S7E21). According to himself, he is the f***ing Lizard King (S8E23). He is portrayed by James Spader, who was probably just being himself the whole time and did not even know he was filmed. Awesome character, regardless.
Robert California talked the former C.E.O out of her job. How does someone even do that?
by Vicere Fervide Chiappe June 29, 2018
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Robert

Robert is the most handsome and beautiful person in the world , if you hget a boy named Robert don’t let him down , also he likes some ass
If you get a robert , don’t let him down or he’ll get revenge , and with revenge i mean REVENGE!
by Fakkatigers🐯 September 16, 2020
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