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Tim Roberts

He will hunt you down if you fail your imedia course
"You failed your imedia course, Tim Roberts is coming for you"
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Robert

A man who loves his animals, especially his cats, he names them all after famous painters. He is a big fan of Shane Dawson and would like to be a cat boy and fuck all the cat girl's who rejected him on the internet. He once jumped off a bridge to save his pet Picasso from drowning. He is the example of a real Romanian. He steals very often and is successful too. Don't offend one or they might steal your pets.
Robert: I got some pussy last night
Joe: Yeah I bet it was. Heard her meowing all night. Bet you were pulling a real Robert.

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A wild Robert walks up
Steals your purse
After he successfully steals it:
"You've been Rooooooooooooooo-berted, nyeh-heh-heh!"
by Ghost Mario September 8, 2021
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Robert

He's nice, funny and really and I mean really fucking tall
Why the hell is Robert so Tall
by asddddddddddddd February 23, 2021
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Robert Lemon

“Oh look it’s Robert Lemon! He’s a total jerk who used Odessa’s feelings!”
by someonewhohatesrobert July 22, 2023
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robert pattinson

Robert Pattinson is a phrase that can be used when someone is doing something really hot but really stupid.
“Did that person just do a robert pattinson
by battheowldk December 9, 2020
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Robert from Microsoft

He will email you about your Xbox
Hello, I am Robert from Microsoft report. We were alerted that there is a virus on your Xbox One and I am going to help you through the process of getting it removed. If you could call me as soon as you see this message that would be great as I am available all day today. The sooner we can get the virus removed the better it will be for your safety.
by painpob February 21, 2022
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robert lee iii

just a pro at everything tbh. #rl3gang
robert lee iii is an all around stud
by BigSchlongRobert July 19, 2022
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