Pull A Teixeira

To "Pull A Teixeira" is a term used as one shows up astronomically late to a planned event. It also requires horrible calculations of time and planning.

Matt: "Why don't you go Pull A Teixeira?"
Jerry: "Don't worry about me, I will be ontime and not miss the commercials for the movie."

by David-Michael Bond February 24, 2009

Pull a Manda

To piss oneself in public -- usually, but not always, as a result of too much drinking at one's defence party.

Person 1: "Hey, did you see Jane pull a Manda last night?"
Person 2: "Seriously?! She pissed herself at her defence party?!"
Person 1: "Yeah! I guess incontinence really is a symptom of too much grad school."
Person 2: "That and being a total derp."
Person 1: "Oh yeah, Jane is a total derposaurus, just like Manderp."
Person 2: "lololol, Manda is a total derpinatrix."

by lagerr January 28, 2017

Pulled a Benedetti

Pulled a Benedetti-when you break up with a sorta hot girl and within months she blossoms and becomes hella hot! When you break up with a girl and she goes from a 7 to a 10 and all you are left with is regret and friends talkin shit non stop.

Bruh poor guy pulled a Benedetti and regretted breaking up with her ever since.

She went from a 5 to a 10. See what happens when you pull a Benedetti.

by UMgirrrrrllll March 19, 2019

To pull a maxim

To pull a maxim is to unexpectedly show up to a party or a gathering of people without an invitation.

If there are no tickets left, ill just have to pull a maxim on yall.

by yupolkiyhar April 30, 2021

Pulling a Hamilton

When you expose yourself for some stupid shit you did a long time ago for a pointless reason.

Jeff was pulling a Hamilton last night when he exposed himself for cheating on his wife, so she wouldn't think he was out getting drunk.

by Gonnakms November 2, 2016

Pulling a Casey

To drink alcohol while role-playing on mIRC in such great amounts and/or staying up so late that you pass out at the computer, usually during in the middle of a scene.

<KimberlyShadow> Is Valen going to post?
<SullivanKane> I dunno, it's been about... 48 minutes... and he was drinking sheraz... I think he's pulling a Casey.

by TomSawyerV October 18, 2008

Pulling a BP

the act or function of royally fucking something up good.
synonymous with screwing the pooch, catastrophic error or epic fail or snafu. . . .

Hey what did you do last night?
Not much, GF saw those pix from that trip to Vegas, wife saw the pix of the GF and boss found my porn stash on the company computer. . .

Oh, so you pretty much spent the entire day pulling a BP . . .

Yeah - pretty much

by Max Rule June 19, 2010