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post crap-ocalyptic

the feeling of taking a great shit, followed by the imminent dread that it may not flush down.
man I just had the best shit, but it gave me a really post crap-ocalyptic feeling.
by shutterscotch April 9, 2015
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Post Beverage Drip

The drips of sticky stuff that gets on your hand from the adjacant dispenser while you are filling your soda cup at a fast food establishment like Subway, Burger King or the like.
Dude, I need a napkin, I have a bad case of post beverage drip.
by Lil Kevy February 18, 2010
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Post Circus Syndrome

Commonly known as PCS, Post Circus Syndrome is the phase that every person goes through after returning home from the watching the circus or any acrobatic entertainment. The person inflicted with this will attempt to mimic what they have just watched, often ending in humiliation and injury, even death (if you're fat, and/or a sweeg)
Person 1: "Oh, it's so sad, johnny was a great guy..."
Person 2: "Ya, if he wasn't so fat then he would have had a better chance of surviving Post Circus Syndrome."
Person 4: "Word."
by al4 February 26, 2010
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post-LOSTdom depression

the incredible sinking feeling leading up to and devastating depression following the finale of the hit TV show LOST, leaving you fulfilled knowing it's over, yet so very empty, because, well, it's over.
Person 1: I'm kind of concerned about Adam today...do you know what's wrong?
Person 2: Do YOU know that LOST ended last night so that's why he's locked himself in his room, turned off the lights, and continues to say the numbers as he cries himself to sleep?
Person 3: Oh yeah, my doctor warned me about post-LOSTdom depression... I told him not to worry because I watch Grey's Anatomy and that makes me cry all the time. So then I said he should probably worry about that...

Person 1: You should probably not ask Janell to do much today. Or Kim. Or Shawna. Or Andy. Or. Terry. Or any LOST fan for that matter. They're suffering from post-LOSTdom depression.
Person 2: Maybe they could just start watching House...?
Person 1: Shut your face. You really don't get it. They practically lived on that island.
by VreeSquibcakes May 23, 2010
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Post-Disney Depression

Condition experienced when an individual becomes slightly depressed and generally stagnant as a result of a recent departure from Disney
Gerald is suffering from post-disney depression after returning from a trip to Disney
by ScarlettHolmes July 14, 2016
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Post Mustache Depression

The cold, lonely feeling on one's upper lip following the shaving of one's epic moveber mustache. This phenomenon occurs on December 1st, and can last for weeks. There is no known cure.
Bro 1: Ah man, I'm totally missing having a movember stache, I've got a serious case of Post Mustache Depression.
Bro 2: Whatever man, you had a pedostache anyways
by MoBro92 November 28, 2011
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post-evaluative syndrome

a completely inevitable urge to critique anyone and everyone one sees in the street. this disease also consists of constantly prediciting the futures of said strangers and making constant analogies involving friends and acquiantances as comparable to movie characters, novel protagonists or other complete strangers. this disease occurs in lost hip kids with advanced hefty vocabularies.
there is no cure.
"Damn all those kids have such post-evaluative syndrome. They just compared each character in Trainspotting to one of their close and personal acquaintances."
by icehead November 6, 2008
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