post crap-ocalyptic

the feeling of taking a great shit, followed by the imminent dread that it may not flush down.
man I just had the best shit, but it gave me a really post crap-ocalyptic feeling.
by shutterscotch April 09, 2015
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Post-mortem Stress

When a stressful situation has already been dealt with, but you still have leftover stress after it.
"I know I dumped Chad, but this post-mortem stress is just getting to me."
by FTOWC August 14, 2020
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Post pool dick

When you get out of the pool and you get temporary micro penis.
"Been married 6 years a d my wife has still never seen my post pool dick."
by "The" Ben L. June 27, 2017
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Post butt clarity

1. The feeling just after the release of a strong bowel movement.
2. The feeling just after a successful prostate massage.
3. The feeling just after a direct interaction with a butt.
In that Post butt clarity, I looked down at my phone and I had been sitting for my entire lunch break.

I experienced an intense mind-wiping moment, followed by a post butt clarity where I realized where my hands were.

I had another post butt clarity yesterday that made me stop and think about my own health for a moment.
by Juanald definition July 16, 2021
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Post-Christmas Depression

That period of time, usually following New Year's, when you must take down all Christmas decorations and as a result, your house feels cold and naked.
John: Aw man... that spot by the fireplace where the Christmas tree used to stand feels so empty now.
Bob: Yeah, you're suffering from Post-Christmas depression. We all get it.
by TheSantaClaus December 24, 2011
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i call post it

saying “i call post it” means end of discussion, and no more arguing about, the person who says it is automatically correct
meredith : “i love you more

derek: “that’s not true”
meredith: “i call post it”

derek: “fuck”
by anonymous_kaysadilla August 05, 2020
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Post Balldum depression

The gloomy feeling you get right after you masturbate due to the realization of how lonely you are.
Dude i just jacked it, and now i got post balldum depression!
by MrPrimeribs April 16, 2011
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