The most perfect girl is a girl that has everything, from beauty to personality. There aren't many of these girls around so fellas if you meet one of these MPG then definitely don't let her get away. These girls come by once in a lifetime and they definitely become perfect wives.
by BoyInLove May 06, 2012
In football, a perfect hat-trick is when a player scores 3 times in a game, one with his left foot, one with his right food and one with his head. Sexually speaking, the perfect hat-trick is when an individual scores 3 times in a session; blow job, vaginal sex and anal sex, in that order.
- Barry, did you blag that bird last night?
- Yeah, went back to hers
- Did you get a perfect hat-trick ?
- Nah, she wouldn't do anal
- Yeah, went back to hers
- Did you get a perfect hat-trick ?
- Nah, she wouldn't do anal
by Paul Bird January 21, 2011
The thing that you get from dicks sporting goods, or over the internet (when your not surfing for porn), that you think your a bad ass when you first get it from the UPS guy but you can only pull yourself up once when you attach it inconveniently to your door.
Ouch! Fuck, i just pulled my sternocleidomastoid doing a perfect pull up, what a fucking joke, i think ill go bust a nut on my lap top keys instead.
by King Aus10 March 07, 2009
by anjolina July 13, 2019
Sally is the cutest and Marco is the most perfectest boy in the universe extra kisses mwah mwah. But anyways Sally is the extra cutest and most perfect and prettiest and smartest. She kinda smells tho. A lot. BUTTT Marco is so perfect he makes the word perfect look imperfect. And he stinks,,,, but he’s really smart like the smartest ever and the cutest and hottest and stinkiest and a very lovable boy so he’s the most perfect boy ever.Anyways I get to date Sally so I am the luckiest (Marco).
Stinker: Yeah Marco is the cutest and most perfect boy ever <3
Marco: Actually Sally is the cutest and smartest.
Marco wins the argument because Sally is the most perfect.
Marco: Dubs only
Marco: Actually Sally is the cutest and smartest.
Marco wins the argument because Sally is the most perfect.
Marco: Dubs only
by Sallyiscute October 02, 2021
by saatanaperkele July 29, 2012
“Did you know that Jin has the most perfect face!?”
“Im not even suprised. It's KSJ we're talking about"
“Im not even suprised. It's KSJ we're talking about"
by CarvedGhost June 11, 2021