Justin P

He has a very small penis. If you ask him to play Valorant he will always throw and bottom frag. He is a white furry. He identifies as a Dik-Dik. He is 35 years old in dog years. He has the sexiest body you will ever find. He has the thickest ass, but he skips leg day. His legs look like chicken legs. Justin P's have a sus personality and like BBC. Justin P's will do anything because they are very submissive. Don't trust his Valorant skill because he is a catfish. A Justin P will only get it F.O.M.P until he is ready to not throw in Valorant and League Of Legends

Woah was that a Justin P, he's a damn fine piece of ass

by Pineapple Farm December 7, 2021

kicking p

When you spending money on stuff you don’t own.

“You see Danny in that new car and house”

“Yeah none of that ain’t his, he renting his car and his home, he kicking p my g..”

by Plush Puppi August 16, 2023

Kris P

Crazy skinny kid who lives in Nanton rd and has never seen daylight

Holy fuck that kid is useless and fuckin yellow
Of course that’s Kris P

by A fuckin cunt October 1, 2019

Shane P.

Has a fat ass usually and is socially awkward. If you get to know him he usually is much more open and maybe will let you get a slice of the fat tender juicy ass.

Yo do you know Shane P.? That ass is so fat I hope I can eat that, I just hope I can get him to open up.

by gangsterman22 July 8, 2022

Diya P

Most lankiest jokester who's ever stepped on the planet ever. It is their Birthday on March 25 so if you don't wish them a happy birthday, they'll use their lanky legs to strangle you. On the other side, they're very good at dancing so yes.

Coconut : '' hey, do you know a Diya P''
Mango: '' omg, you're the Diya P''

by Rotutu.co.uk March 25, 2022

Mr. P

When a mans wife leaves him for a pig.

Kevin: hey honey, I’m home!... honey?? Ummm w-wh-who’s that honey?

Maranda: I’m... leaving you Kevin. I’m sorry, but Mr. Piggles has treated me with respect.

Kevin: Are you seriously making me Mr. P?!? You’re Mr. P’ing me?!!!

by Mr. P the man November 1, 2020

Ms. P

Probably a religion teacher who shaved her head in the 80s and the hair never grew back

Ms. P, why cant we have seggs at a young age?

by antonellaxoxo February 24, 2021