When ur hungry and feeling sexually aroused after shoving a hedgehog up your arse but have terrible diarrhoea then you stick your head down the toilet and do a risky fart but what comes out is a fountain of absolute brown jet wash like javelin spears. Then ur Mrs loves it so much she grabs the guinea pigs from the cage and shoves them up her moist Fanny for them to tickle it. Whilst that is happening she is sucking a massive vape then blowing it up her partners dirty shity arse whist picking the spikes out of face.
Hey Dave why does ur Mrs smell of shit, have hedgehog spikes in her head and have two Guinea pigs stuck up her fanny. I can’t believe it Luke she tried a number 27 and she fucking loved it.
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(noun)
- A number stripped of context and weaponized into a narrative, usually for political or rhetorical effect.
- A number that pretends to be data but is actually just a prop for an agenda.
(noun)
- A number stripped of context and weaponized into a narrative, usually for political or rhetorical effect.
- A number that pretends to be data but is actually just a prop for an agenda.
- “The senator’s claim that crime is up 200% was just a numberative — it went from 2 cases to 6.”
- “‘Many are saying’ is the ultimate numberative. No denominator, no data, just vibes.”
- “Don’t fall for their numberatives. Ask for the denominator.”
- “‘Many are saying’ is the ultimate numberative. No denominator, no data, just vibes.”
- “Don’t fall for their numberatives. Ask for the denominator.”
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Number 1 is urinate.
Number 2 is defecate.
Number 3 is ejaculate.
Number 4 is diarrhea.
Number 5 is crying.
Number 6 is vomit.
Number 7 is bleeding.
Number 8 is doing two or more at the same time.
The shape of the numbers actually give glue to the action.
Number 1 is urinate.
Number 2 is defecate.
Number 3 is ejaculate.
Number 4 is diarrhea.
Number 5 is crying.
Number 6 is vomit.
Number 7 is bleeding.
Number 8 is doing two or more at the same time.
The shape of the numbers actually give glue to the action.
I went to the toilet to do number 1 and 2 after I did number 3 with my bestie. After eating some bad fish I had to go do number 4. My stomach was so sore is was 5-ing. The fish made me sick so I 6 so many times that I 7. Next thing I know I’m 8 doing 4, 5 and 6 at the same time. So I did Number 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. 😂
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Brittney: "What is an Intelligence Quotient?"
Teacher: "You mean an IQ, the thing we have been discussing for the last 10 minutes."
Friend of Brittney: "Seems like your lacking number 4."
Teacher: "You mean an IQ, the thing we have been discussing for the last 10 minutes."
Friend of Brittney: "Seems like your lacking number 4."
by Andres Gonzalez February 8, 2008
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