swag brag

to brag about how much swagger you have

person 1: that dude is looking fresh, just not as fly as me

person 2: stop hating man, you swag brag too much

by elarmthecity March 17, 2013

Puzzle Swag

1. (Noun) Swagger related to being a complete boss at solving puzzles.
2. (Noun) The highest status of puzzle solver that no one can compare to.

"Pat, Becca is totally all over you and your puzzle swag."
"Dude you got some mad puzzle swag!"

by n8mar July 23, 2012

swagging harry

hes a homeless hobo who lives under a bridge he sucks and thinks hes strong when half the time he cant get out of bed

man hes such a swagging harry

by explodingwalecarcases September 24, 2019

Cock-swag

cock-swag is bling for the cock. Shiny jewlery.

"oh nice cock-swag mate." "thanks i got it yesterday from the store"

by cock-swag-man December 28, 2020

swag count

everyone has a swag count. Your swag (basically coolness) is measured in your swag count. the cooler you are the higher your swag count. it's a bad thing when your swag count runs low. so your swag count is basically a scale on which the amount of swag you have is measured.

Dudeee. your swag count is running dangerously low.

or
This picture of me has a very high swag count!

by little kbaybay January 1, 2012

Sub Swag

When a guy likes a girl, and she likes him back but he does nothing about it and actually ignores her.

Yo that bro got dat sub swag! He could be talking to dat Jessica but instead he playin BROderlands!

by ennviiskyee May 15, 2011

Salma is Swag

a discord user, she'll do anything for you, sweetest person ever. Has every guy in the corn hub server on their fucking hands and knees. HAS HUGE TITS, like fucking mommy milkers. Great at sex, has the body of a pornstar yet the mind of an innocence. Kind of dumb at times, but is book smart. SWAG SWAG SWAG.

@Salma is Swag - hey lol, mommy milf milkers?

by bismuthepython May 7, 2021