popcorn boobs

When an excessive amount of popcorn falls into the cleavage of a well endowed woman and gets stuck there until it is able to get removed.

man, after that movie I have the worst case of popcorn boobs, it's all over in there!

by Weirdo_friend October 25, 2017

Shower Boob

When one boob sags lower than the other after a shower, much like one of the testicles does. Shower Boob resembles the eyes of Sloth from The Goonies.

Guy to other Guy: Look! Brandi is getting out of the shower. Other Guy: She's hot, but what's going on with her boobs? Guy: Oh, it's just shower boob. Once she dries off, they'll go back to normal. Other Guy: Phew. I was a little afraid she had Sloth from The Goonies for a chest. Both Guys: (laughing)

by Bidemop June 29, 2017

Shower Boob

When one boob sags lower than the other after a shower, much like one of the testicles does. Shower Boob resembles the eyes of Sloth from The Goonies.

Guy to other Guy: Look! Brandi is getting out of the shower. Other Guy: She's hot, but what's going on with her boobs? Guy: Oh, it's just shower boob. Once she dries off, they'll go back to normal. Other Guy: Phew. I was a little afraid she had Sloth from The Goonies for a chest. Both Guys: (laughing)

by Bidemop June 29, 2017

Shower Boob

When one boob sags lower than the other after a shower, much like one of the testicles does. Shower Boob resembles the eyes of Sloth from The Goonies.

Guy to other Guy: Look! Brandi is getting out of the shower. Other Guy: She's hot, but what's going on with her boobs? Guy: Oh, it's just shower boob. Once she dries off, they'll go back to normal. Other Guy: Phew. I was a little afraid she had Sloth from The Goonies for a chest. Both Guys: (laughing)

by Bidemop June 29, 2017

museum boobs

when your wife/girlfriend has a baby and is breast feeding. Boobs are full and beautiful, but she won't let you touch them

How's the wife after having the new baby? She is great, and her boobs look amazing, but I can't touch them they are museum boobs.

by thecoopermanning December 6, 2017

Rumple Boob

The side of a woman's boob where there are stretch marks, and looks like an old deflated balloon. Especially of you whip them out while they're in a bra. wrinkly old boob boobies rumple bra deflated

Stacy: Wanna see my blobs?
Douche Bag: He'll Yeah!

*whips them out*
Douche Bag: your boob looks like a rumple boob for a second there.

by TheRumpleWoman March 10, 2018

Boob sweett

An exhilarating up-incoming rocket league team.

*Post Win*
"BOOB SWEETT!"

by hoovcity June 4, 2016