Morning

When you wake up.

"Morning is not a time of day, it is the time when you wake up."

by lookatmylilgremlinsgo October 30, 2022

morning

Morning starts from midnight to 3pm

Hey i know its still morning (3pm) but wanna drive to NYC

by Taco dan April 07, 2021

Morning

It's means breakfast. Often used by slavic people who can talk only on broken english.

A:"Hey bro what's up? Ready for morning ?"
B:"Whaaat? It's already made?"

by SConrad24 January 11, 2020

Mornings

A greeting popularised by Cape Coloureds in South Africa. They say "mornings" instead of "morning" just in case they don't feel like talking to you for the rest of the week, the 's' makes up for the other days

Person 1: Jy, you don't greet!

Person 2: Naai my broe I said 'Mornings' last Tuesday!

by Mettie July 30, 2019

Good morning, and God bless

A joke from h3h3Productions that Ethan made. Good morning, and God bless is when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Guy 1: Hey dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Guy 2: I'm doing a good morning, and god bless

by TrashCantDoThisAnymore April 09, 2018

Morning Bitchual

An elongated string of complaints uttered by a person in the morning, particularly during the time between opening their eyes and getting out of bed.

Every morning before the old lady drags her ass outta’ bed I gotta’ listen to a bunch of shit like”it’s hot”, “it’s cold”, “I hate your cats”, “I don’t want to work today”, “I drank too much”, “ you drank too much” and “you are stupid and you hurt my feelings three weeks ago”. It’s her morning bitchual.

by WordFistOfDoom October 02, 2019

Morning routine

The act of getting up first thing in the morning and heading straight to the spankroom to have a violent shit

Person No.1: I need to brush my teeth as I have to leave very soon!

Person No.2: I think Jake is in there having his morning routine!

by Jack Spank9049 February 04, 2023