march 29

It is national appreciate your friends that start with the letter S, A and M!

friend 1: "here is a bouquet of flowers since its march 29!"
friend 2: "aw thank you, I love this day!"

by Sooooocrazyyy February 16, 2022

march 18th

many tragedies occurred on March 18th throughout the years, one of the most notable ones being my birth, in 1997

“oh no, she’s born on march 18th!”

by imurderdolls November 21, 2021

March 9

March 9 the day you give ur spouse a hickey

March 9 do it or else your spouse dies don't tell mommy tho

by IfellinlovewithaEmogurl860 March 8, 2022

March 6

Suck a dick day

On March 6 SUCK A DICK

by Crackheadtingzzzz November 1, 2019

march 22nd

national sex day is a day in which one must have sex with someone of there choosing.Everyone is encouraged to engage in sexual intercourse on march 22nd

dude i got boned 3 times on march 22nd

by joe flosen February 18, 2008

March 10

National clean your vagina day. CLEAN YOUR VAGINA!! Wether you douche it, use soap and water, a rag, or summers eve, clean your kitty girls. None of you do it enough so today it the day ladies. Make your man proud and ditch the sardines.

Your man: Hey George, Hanna smelled nice and fresh today while i gave her the good good.
George: Yeah it's March 10th, national CYVD.

Your man: Ohhhhh...

by Hottienottie March 10, 2020

March 31

Wear Flowers Like A Ukrainian Day A Holiday In Which People Wear Flowers On Their Head Like A Ukrainian Mostly girls with side braids

Bob:I Wonder What Today Is

Layla:It's March 31 Wear Flowers Like A Ukrainian Day

Bob:Oh Shit,I Don't Have Side Braids

Najib:I Am Not A Junior Eurovision Contestant

by ThatCrazyBoiLovesMemes October 23, 2019