house marking

A practice in which the most passionate of Harry Potter fans engage, in which upon first meeting another person one attempts to ascertain which house in Hogwarts that person belongs before learning anything else about said individual. Those who advocate for this practice claim it is far more effective in predicting and anticipating a person's character and personality than other forms of "marking" that many other humans may deploy. For example, the feminist philosopher Marilyn Frye describes "sex marking," a process of trying to determine another's sex and/or gender so as to impose upon them rigid expectations based on inaccurate gender norms and roles that only serve to stifle human capacity. Male and female are ambiguous, broad, and essentially meaningless term, containing within each of them the full spectrum of the human condition. Sex marking, therefore, is an inaccurate means of developing an understanding of another human. House marking, on the other hand, is far more effective in anticipating how a person will act, think, or live. Knowing someone is a Slytherin provides a far better basis for predicting behavior than knowing they are female.

I couldn't help "house marking" that guy I met last night I could tell he was a total Slytherin!

by fryeismagical December 11, 2012

Gas Masking

The Art Of Gas Masking Is Farting In A Hat And Quickly Pulling It Over Someone's Face To Create A "mask" Full Of Raw Natural Ass Gas.
(Work's Best When Victim Is Dazing Off)

"Logan Was Falling Asleep Last Night , So I Had To start Gas Masking Him To Wake Him Up."

"It's A New Form Of The dutch oven"

by superpoopertrooper August 26, 2013

bread making

Wetting one's adult diaper by partially dropping excrements.

As suggested in a Japanese dictionary: "The underpants are, as pants for care, made of material dissolvable in water, that is thick toilet paper, for example, so the pants are wetted by excrements of a person receiving care to be partially dropped"

I've lost control of my bowels and am therefore now a pro at bread making.

by thebreadmaker November 3, 2013

Rear Masking

The same as Masking but it involves placing the entire man package, thats balls and all, in someones ass during intercourse. This way its a sport two men can enjoy as well as heterosexual couples.

Keith: Are you alright Trev? You're walking like you've had an accident.

Trev: Na man last night me and my lady tried a bit of Rear Masking and that shit aint no picnic on your ballsack.

by King Simmo November 14, 2013

Man marking

When a man viciously doesn't let his girlfriend out of his sight, for fear of rival men stealing her away.

Is Dave coming out tonight?

No, he's at Kelly's worksite, man marking her like a pro.

by Daniel.Crag August 1, 2014

Ski masking

Ski masking, a slang term for exposing someone anonymously, commonly associated with exposed pictures of the victim

Cypher mentioned ski masking in one of his songs.

"Send me nudes and I will ski mask your ass" -CypherFire (soundcloud)

by Breaked April 11, 2017

Ski Masking

The act of robbing, jumping, or killing someone while wearing a ski mask.

We are going ski masking tonight

by SeanDaBrbr June 3, 2018