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missing children

people go missing but got tired of the evil people they live with and join the military and start a new life
i saved all the missing children in the world and now they trying to take credit for it and lock me up in prison forever so when they speak about it, i can't say i did it and they took all my rewards. and lock up an innocent person in prison forever.
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Missed

Aw come on... Admit it. You guys missed me.
Iam "Is the vote section closed to everyone or is it just me?"

Hym "If so, that was us! Hahahahaha! Oops!"

Iam "Yeah... Sorry...."

Hym "Nah, they love it. They missed us. Back by popular demand! And our fanbase consists of all the right people (They're cheap assholes who don't give us any money) but they are the people who were intend to be fans."

Iam "I kind of thought our absence would go unnoticed."

Hym "Not that we're doing this for anyone other than ourselves. Just know that your response to this has been hilarious. I'm greatly amused. Which (in the context of solipsism) is your role in life. Great work!"
by Hym Iam May 12, 2022
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miss jacks

miss jacks is one of the nicest people i’ve ever met. she will help you through any of your problems and cheer you up on a gloomy day. she is gorgeous, kind-hearted, caring and such a perfect person altogether. if you come across a miss jacks, you should hold onto her <3
student #1. who’s your favourite teacher??

student #2. miss jacks!!

student #1. OMG SAME !!!!!
by greenyogurt69 October 31, 2022
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Miss

wishing people were still here and still with us
Lucas and Chris miss a lot of people especially the girls they loved.
by Lp2020 October 31, 2022
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Little miss credit card fraud

Little miss credit card fraud - LMYLIO or Susu use his uncle card to buy 4k worth of shit :0 credit card fraud charges are coming hot
by Miss fenty ma November 1, 2022
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Miss-Rimmer-Cute

When you're cute in a way that an old lady is cute but it does not necessarily refer to an old lady. You wouldn't call someone who is sexually attractive Miss-Rimmer-Cute or someone who is cute as a dog is cute.
Stacy - "Uh Chad... I like you.
Chad - "You're so Miss-Rimmer-Cute!"
Stacy - "Oh..."
by Ting-Ting (From Mulan 2) November 6, 2022
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Miss G

She has a terrible voice and she sounds like a goat that is yelling out

load. Don’t hire her . She’s a annoying two faced brat
by That baby girl Ice spicy November 7, 2022
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