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Canadian log jam

When one produces a turd of sufficient length and girth to breech the drain off the toilet rendering it impossible to flush down.
Dude, that Canadian log jam I left in the men's room was so big the vacuum flush couldn't even take it down!
by Stevohawking August 19, 2015
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belly button jam

the smelly stuff that gathers in your belly button.
by Minges and all! April 15, 2003
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Lesbian Clam Jam

1. A social event, increasingly popular amongst women in their mid to late twenties. Two or more women of the lesbian orientation will simultaneously and continuously ram into each other at top speeds resulting in serious injury.

2. An exclamatory phrase, usually shortened to just: "clam jam!" used in situations of extreme euphoria or frustration; rare cases of both at the same time.
" EF'ING CLAM JAM!!!!"

"what's wrong with sheila?"

"she's recovering from this weekend's Lesbian Clam Jam"
by greymaz April 12, 2009
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Juke jam

Nia: you see them guys over there

Joe: them ya they some juke jam ass niggas
by Lildickgirl444 July 11, 2018
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cram jams

a wedgiee haveing your underware or pants up your crack
that bitch gots some nasty ass cram jams!
by Daja February 3, 2006
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Juice in jam

Get out of a place quickly.Usually when a person see's someone that they dont want to.(EX-An Ex)
Keith-Aw crap man its Jenny!
Mathew-Lets juice in jam!
by Battra July 14, 2007
mugGet the Juice in jammug.

Shower toe jam

Stepping into the shower realizing that you just stepped in your roomates jiz.
"When John woke up he went to the bathroom, slipped on some shower toe jam and broke his neck."
by goatsniffer January 18, 2008
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