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Condom joke

When you tell a joke about your scrotum
Brendan: wanna year a condom joke
Jason: fuck no
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 6, 2023
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bisexual joke

When a bisexual person makes a sexual joke towards a same sex person
Olivia: I don't like Ashley's bisexual joke.
Ashley: It was literally just a sexual joke.
Olivia: Yeah, but you are bisexual and we are both girls.
Ashley: -_-
by TheGrumpyOctopuss September 7, 2021
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Joke

Anything that is meant to be satirical but will offend someone no matter the circumstances.
You can’t make jokes anymore. Someone will get offended
by Wobbly wagon wheels May 24, 2020
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Joking ( joking joking )

Said unnecessarily at the end of a sentence as a filler word. Sometimes said twice. Ie. Joking joking.

This does not mean you are actually joking- although sometimes it does.
On this particular Occassion, joking ( joking joking )
by Jeff Jefferson. October 13, 2016
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Nick Joke

A pun with a long pretense and many unnecessary details ultimately leading to a disappointing
Nick Joke:
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.

The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...

He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.

With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.
by Johnnieha November 18, 2019
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Joke

bruh joke
by Fucker\ September 8, 2020
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Laughing at my own joke

That doesn't prove that.
Hym "Me laughing at my own jokes and talking about my own interests with people who are making a concerted effort to downplay what is happening to me so they don't have to pay or credit me doesn't prove anything. I don't need to prove damages only that it is happening and it is. Do an actual audit of the people you have harassed into either shooting your kids or killing themselves. Filter for whether or not it resembled schizophrenia and wasn't. And then you credit and pay me for the AI. No I don't 'get what I get.' You give me the money and you punish the harassment because if I don't have rights I'm not going to let your kid have them."
by Hym Iam July 23, 2025
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