so thats how the egyptians built the pyramids

A thing said when someone is struggling horribly to carry something

*someone struggling to carry a bass*
Random Person: So thats how the egyptians built the pyramids
Random Person 2: Dude you forgot to capitalize Egyptians

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I don’t know how but they found me

A band which is loved by many. Lead singer is former panic at the disco touring bassist dallon weeks.

Person 1 “have you heard I don’t know how but they found me new song?”

Person 2 “yeah it’s great”

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to get the n word pass a person who is 50%+ black must write a 5000 word essay on the reason why he cant give it to you

white person: hey can i get the n word pass (how to get the n word pass)
black person: *writes essay why the white person cant get it/ get it*

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a term used by young lads when talking to canadian ladies in an amsterdam bar

youth - all rite darling, How's ya ball bag? all rite?

her - Fuck you

by seabass mcguiness October 22, 2008

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“you should come over and teach me how to spell my name.”
“oh you wanna ride my dick?”

by fhrsfhtdf August 31, 2022

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Red and yellow make orange, Orange is geese no matter how far or near gums.

by Debskelly1985 May 07, 2023

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Guy: "And thats how I lost all this weight" *chuckles*
Guy 2:I don't care *flys alway with an umbrella

by namesdontmatteratall December 17, 2017

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