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Horny bitch

by Jojo siwa6969 January 22, 2021
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Horny

She unfolded before him like a ripe pomegranate spreading its sepals for the summer. From above, the Mediterranean sunshine pooled between her bare thighs. He could not tear his eyes away from her glistening collarbones. For a second, as she lifted herself from the pool, a stiff breeze blew from the southeast, pleasantly cool. Through the sheer wet fabric of her nightgown he could see two small nubs. Her nipples: pebbling from the cold. He could see them standing fat and upright and felt a surge of desire so strong it nearly felled him. He thought only of tearing the nightgown from her body to reveal the petal-soft line of her waist.

He looked down then and saw himself, all 12 inches in length, 3 inches in diameter, leaning slightly to the left. There was a delicate slit at his circumsised tip, through which he would eventually secrete the milky white symbol of his passion. He could see it in his mind, pooling from her juicy cavern, where he would spill himself.
But that would be later. For now, she was still pulling herself from the ladderless pool. She glanced down, and saw the shadow of the colossal jut of his member.
“God,” she said. “I’m quite horny.”
by m&m_345 February 5, 2023
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Great Horny Owl

Once small and flightless, the famed "big bird" has evolved into her final form, possessing the greatest hooters this side of the Mississippi. She is tall but agile. Slender yet voluptuous. She is caring yet aggressive when threatened. This is both frightening and arousing. Take great care upon approach and wear baggy sweatpants.
Can't wait to report to work today and see the Great Horny Owl in action!
by Weaselwarrior December 10, 2020
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christine the horny bitch

a fucking dumbass little bitch who is not scared to fart in front of people.
by Briana Y L January 22, 2022
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Happy-horny

Happy-horny=oh yeah I’m so fucking happy while you suck his dick
by Hornygirl 😏 December 12, 2020
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horny by proxy

A phenomenon in which if you watch a person (whether it be a vlogger, an actor, or an influencer) talk openly about their sexual desires with an especially salacious attitude, you start thinking about the object person of your affections/desires. while pondering that, you realize just how much you thirst for that person. As a result, while continuing to watch the content creator speak expressively about their "horniness," you lust after the object of your affections, which subconsciously causes you to be horny for that content creator BY PROXY. this can result in you: "missing sexual intercourse, i.e., missing d**k or p***y, wanting to eat someone out, etc.," or "getting the urge to pleasure oneself."

This is a shortened version of the phrase "horny for someone by proxy."

(this is a work in progress)
I was watching this vlogger talk about how much he misses having sex, and that made me think about how much I miss my bf's phallic object. I got so horny by proxy for him.

(Still a work in progress)
by SkodwardeTentacles March 5, 2022
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Horni

Ayo EoL horni fr fr
by Shat-o-Jeff March 9, 2023
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