going to jackson

Code word for jacking off.

I'm going to watch porn tonight and then im going to jackson

by coositer April 22, 2009

go starkweather

to go on any type of road-bound spree, named after the Nebraska serial killer Charles Starkweather.

We should go starkweather all through Muskogee county shooting out all of the letter "G's in the Stuart Anderson's Black Angus signs.

by princeofdenmark April 04, 2012

Going to the Land

Getting high from Cannabis

I’ll be back, I’m going to the land.

by eetswag December 04, 2022

going taliban

Nearly the same as a Leeroy Jenkins, however this is mostly comprised of pure win. Doing something stupid that has a 90% chance of failing and turning the situation into one made out of win can be described as Going Taliban.

Daniel- Bro, those guys have been talking about jumping you all day.

Antonio-I got this. I'm Going Taliban.

*Proceeds to beat the hell out of said "guys"*

Daniel-Damn, he's really Going Taliban on those guys.

by OneAndOnlySmerf May 03, 2011

going friending

the process of sending out multiple friend requests in a short time period, typically using one friends list as a treasure trove. This is usually done at night on facebook, using the network page or a popular friend as a jumping off point for multiple requests to many people that you might/might not know.

"How did you get that hot girl on ur friends list?" -Jim
"I go friending all the time using the school network" -bob
"Awesome, maybe I should sit at home and annoy people i barely know too!"-Jim

"I met all these girls by going friending in my spare time"

by Tony. 305. September 05, 2007

Going to the Bureau

Leaving your office early, under the pretense that you're traveling to another facility ("the bureau") to continue working.....when in reality, you're leaving to go home; presumably to eat cake and admire your front butt.

Ed: Are you going with us to Starbucks today at 2:30?

Mark: No, I'm going to the bureau here in a little bit. I've got a lot of work to catch up on.

Ed: Right. (Makes Air Jerk motion)

by Barry Mahoganue July 22, 2009

gush and go

a "30" (really only twelve) second water break commonly used by Scott Friedberg.

Scott:Ok guys gush and go 30 seconds
*5 seconds go by*
Scott:Ok guys lets go you should be done

by raquel budro February 07, 2018