fucktard

a fat ass with black hair that is extremely annoying

logan please shut the fuck up you god damn fucktard

by bassbeater2000 December 27, 2023

Fucktard

Someone who is really really retarded with a bonus of extra stupidity

Person 1: "Shut up lil fucktard"
Person 2: "what"

by Skinnypee December 29, 2023

FUCKTARD

People, when at the time of conception, the best part of what could of been them, ran down the crack of their mother's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the matress.

He's been trying to figure that out for an hour, being the fucktard he is, he won't ask for help.

I was asked to fix what he "fixed" yesterday, because he's a fucktard!

by The Klover December 10, 2023

Fucktard

An absolute dumbass who asks the dumbest question and says the weirdest and most obvious shit known to man.

Fucktard: yo dude guess what
Dude: ugh, what
Fucktard: look at the sky
Dude: yeah
Fucktard: Its fuckin blue as shit dude
Dude: no shit dumbass

by Jakey_Biss April 7, 2024

Fuckitledoit

When you and your girl about to go to college and scared about the future but u gotta grow a pair and say fuckitledoit and have fun while we together worry about the future in the future.

Girl: I don’t wanna keep dating I’m just gonna miss you and be sad

Boy: same but fuckitlemofuckindoit

Girl: ur right fuckitledoit

by Himcausefuckitledoit April 18, 2024

Fuckity fuck

Used in rages and stuff.

Fuckity fuck cluckity cluck.

by NiggasInPans April 22, 2024

fucktard mode

The general state of a person operating at a level beyond observers’ or witnesses’ abilities of understanding to the point that all logic is not available to any or all persons involved.

Murdock is in pure fucktard mode.

by Mr. 513 April 25, 2024