Fred Family

A Fred Family is a functional family that is 100% happy and content without any dysfunctions, typically consists of 2 parents and 3 children.

Ideally, a normal family has issues or grudges while a Fred Family is something most people don't have

"Why can't you hang out this weekend?"
"I'm playing board games with my family, it's very fun and we have a good time!"
"Dude you have such a Fred Family..."

by limdiforreal December 9, 2024

Family guy-tis

When you've watched so much family guy that your internal monologue is stuck as the voices for the characters. Extra points if it's cleveland.

-"I can't sleep."
"Why not?"
-"I have family guy-tis. all I can hear are the family guy characters"

by CJ-CRINKLE August 5, 2024

freaky family

a family of freaky niggers that produce little anal porn magazines in chinese factories

I love being in a freaky family

by ethan monster May 26, 2025

facebook only family

A family on Facebook that people create so they don't have to do anything in real life. Includes tagging photos as if they were really there , Posting Past pics and liking all your family photos but Haven't seen them in years..

Facebook only family's crack me up.

by crazyhadenough June 10, 2014

Family Fun

Hehehe... when two siblings... take family fun too far...

"Did you really have family fun with your sister!?
IT WAS JUST A LITTLE FUN WITH THE LEPRECHAUN"

by I am the one who knocks. July 2, 2024

the arendele family

the best and funniest doll family to exsist. they have weddings, a show called ntfm, powers, and more.

wtf is the arendele family getting themselves into now
darling
we gonna see if u go home, cause, cause, rawr

by thatscandysworld September 12, 2022

Family

1 Ones relatives

2 When used in the name of an organization, the word "family" can imply that this group is extremely anti gay.

"Fuck, what happened to your face, Roy?"
"I got ambushed by those "Family Values" thugs as i got off the bus.

by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021