Facebook Wealth

Having high numbers in likes, comments and friends on facebook, It's worth nothing in the real world.

Guy no. 1: DUDE !!!, look at my facebook wealth on facebook...

1000 friend, 50 comments on this post and 100 likes

Guy no. 2: Congratulations, how many people like you and want to talk to you in real life ?

Guy no. 1: Shut up !

by Benmkl July 5, 2010

facebooker

1. Anyone who uses facebook.com.

2. facebook+hooker Someone who uses facebook to find sex partners

1. Wow. Nik has really been using his computer a lot lately. He must have become a facebooker like the millions around the world.

2. Mike- "Jannette really needs help. She had sex with some random dude last night."
James- "Yeah, she's a facebooker."

by Maudlin La An May 4, 2010

facebook thumb

It is the tumb up button used in Facebook chat that is only used for sarcastic purposes. It cannot be used as a sense of apporval or anything else as it is solely at sarcastic thumb.

Fb'er 1:Saw a cow today
Fb'er 2: 👍
Fb'er 1: ahh not the Facebook thumb

by nicktheprickswag March 14, 2014

facebook whining

When all your status updates are complaints, mostly whining or whinging about nothing that anyone but you cares about. You hope that someone, somewhere on Facebook will like your update or try to consol you. Basically, its attention seeking for victims.

If I read one more facebook whine from that woman again, I will have to unfriend her. I don't care if the Caesar salad she ate at a restaurant had too much garlic in it! Grow up! Oh, and last night she got too many mosquitoe bites, awful! It's so annoying when people spend their time facebook whining...

by Lifelong learner June 8, 2014

Facebook Mogul

Someone who is on facebook incessently. Such an individual is often highly addicted to the website. In order to be classified as a facebook mogul, one must have over three hundred friends and over one thousand wall posts.

The girl was hospitalized after she spent her entire spring break looking at facebook. She had forgotten to eat, sleep, or use the bathroom. She was a real facebook mogul.

by Matthew Bishop March 13, 2007

Facebook Cruisin'

Sitting on facebook for multiple hours creeping on peoples facebooks and cruisin through their friends and what not

Tesnow was facebook cruisin' hardddddd

by Scott Calvin March 22, 2010

facebookable

when someone's name is common enough to look up on facebook easily and find them.

Michelle Johnson vs. Michelle Jawnsun. Michelle Jawnsun would be a name that you could put in facebookand find the person easily that you are looking for because their spelling is a bit odd. Michelle Johnson is too common to be facebookable because too many people share that name it is harder to find that person.

by thethinker22 January 13, 2011