Evan

Evan is a short king whose laugh brings everyone's mood up. He has almost zero flaws except for his height and his taste in girls; Evan, for some reason, is extremely attracted to fat bitches.

Look at Evan over there.

by lfp3 February 14, 2022

evan

evan is a rare god that ides in the human body he is the strongest god.

evan is GOD

by jfbcdhf dsx April 21, 2022

evan dillworth

dumb idiot that doesn’t know how to play minecraft

“diamonds spawn below -60” “no they don’t, what are you, evan dillworth??

by noahbragg79 May 3, 2022

Evan

Evan is a dickhead of a guy, he has big ears and looks like a fat ugly monkey

This guy is such an Evan

by Jokeing ofc February 26, 2024

evan chong

evan chong describes a chihuahua that is shaking so much cuz it’s so small and can’t do anything else but that. it’s very cute tho. so you can only use it if it’s a cute chihuahua that’s shaking HAHAHAHA

wow i love your evan chong

by sh3kby February 11, 2024

Evan

That turbo-hot guy that every girl wants but none have the courage to ask out

Girl 1: Where’s Evan?
Girl 2: I don’t know, I miss my daily dose of eye-candy though :(

by skylar404 January 19, 2022

Karly Evans

Slut

Oml that girl is such a Karly Evans

by fackfeckfuck January 20, 2015