Hot sexy man with a extranordary big penis. People think he has a small penis cuz he asian what is not correct cuz Evans have mostly big penis the size of a 20 cm
by Efegge June 6, 2018
Get the Evanmug. by CRUNCHYMAN247 August 24, 2020
Get the Evan Lucasmug. Person 1: Woah, that dude just jizzed his pants from making out with a chick
Person 2: oh yeah, that dude is Pulling an Evan
Person 2: oh yeah, that dude is Pulling an Evan
by qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujikolop May 31, 2022
Get the Pulling an Evanmug. Bald asian monke who makes all the girls love his mini P.E.K.K.A and has a frighteningly strong resemblance to a spear goblin
by M0nke March 19, 2024
Get the Evan The Bombermug. The most scrumptious piece of meat to ever be on a man -- an example to all. His phrasing, elegant. His gaming skills, questionable. If one were to find themself an Evan, they would be flabbergasted, astonished, aroused and defecate themself all at once.
"I saw Evan the other day and lost my edging streak!"
"Every time I see an Evan, I re-evaluate the meaning of my being here on this planet, when most of my days are spent wallowing in despair. My entire existence lives for Evan. I am so dependent on him that if he were to die, I would not feel very good, Mr. Stark."
"Every time I see an Evan, I re-evaluate the meaning of my being here on this planet, when most of my days are spent wallowing in despair. My entire existence lives for Evan. I am so dependent on him that if he were to die, I would not feel very good, Mr. Stark."
by pongschlap July 1, 2024
Get the Evanmug. A girl that is hard working and if u treat her right she’ll treat u right,she will care for u when ur down she’ll take your broken heart and and replace it with hers,she’ll love u even tho u messed up and will always forgive u as long as u know u fucked up, she will always ask u what’s wrong and if u say nothing and something is really wrong she’ll know.
Landrey Evans is like crown it’s good but it’s better with coke~non drinkers that means life is good but it’s better with her in your life.
by Landrey March 23, 2019
Get the Landrey Evansmug. by Haha you thought December 11, 2016
Get the evan tiltonmug.