When you sit on your hand until it is numb and put on a medical grade glove and masturbate with yourself.
Man, being stuck in my apartment is tough, but at least I can have a visit with Dr. Strangeglove every now and then.
by Dr strangeglove August 25, 2021

First off, HE HAS A PhD. Call him Doctor. Not Mister. Doctor.
He is an English teacher, and he is the best. No other teacher has the compassion and care for his students like DGS.
But, he destroys your paper to the point where you are not wanting to write again.
He is an English teacher, and he is the best. No other teacher has the compassion and care for his students like DGS.
But, he destroys your paper to the point where you are not wanting to write again.
Me: Dr. Gordon-Smith, can I use a comma in this sentence?
Dr. Gordon Smith: Well, I learned during my PhD program at Emory University that you cannot use a comma in that sentence.
Dr. Gordon Smith: Well, I learned during my PhD program at Emory University that you cannot use a comma in that sentence.
by Lord Amigo December 6, 2018

by Bell Street June 3, 2019

The act of seasoning a ice cold can of Dr Pepper with Pepper, then shoving it u your foreskin for a girl to open with her tongue and drink.
Bro: My dog Started Reverse Dr Peppering me in my dream last night in front of an orchestra
You: nigga what the fuck?
You: nigga what the fuck?
by BigDicknigerian September 9, 2024

by Top Quark July 19, 2019

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by yeetdogyeet November 30, 2020
