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Zheng Dong

The biggest fat fuck in the world, but somehow always seems to get the ladies, despite having the smallest balls. Super loud and obnoxious but fun to have around.
When God said let there be light, he told Zheng Dong to step aside.

Person 1:”Who is that screaming?”
Person 2:”Must be a Zheng Dong.”
by Gucci3682 January 6, 2018
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prong dong

A blow job aided with chopsticks and sake.
After dinner, Samantha performed a prong dong on Todd.
by Dingaling0001 January 13, 2018
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Dong

1. Headass
2. Loses fights to people named Aman
3. Doesn't get the girl
Dominic: Hey, do you know Dong?
Johaer: Do you mean the guy that Elena got her friends to tell him that she wasn't looking for a relationship but then she still started dating someone else?
Dominic: Wait, I thought he was the guy with the small penis who got his ass handed to him by Aman?
Johaer: Yeah, he did that, too. He's a headass.
by Eyoel March 17, 2017
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Ding Dong Go

To knock on an anonymous door or ring an anonymous doorbell, but to run away before it is answered. More specifically, the individual who partakes in knocking/ringing, hereby dubbed the "ding dong" must run, hereby dubbed as "go", for as long as possible without taking a break. It is also customary for the individual who has answered the door to run after the "ding dong".
As a long distance runner, Nashid was exceptional at ding dong go, since she could keep running away for hours on end.
by Worried Atheist March 29, 2017
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Ding Dong

Stop being such a ding dong for five seconds please.
by Ty Track March 30, 2017
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dong wod

Dong wod is the daddy of all penises, it is huge, veiny, black and can take down a bull.
"Oh my god you should have seen that mans dong wod last night... it was extraordinary!!!"
by Dong wod April 6, 2017
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deep dong

When a man sticks his penis so far In a woman's ass that his scrotum
Touches her vagina.
I deep donged your mom last night an she squealed like a pig.
by Nuthole May 21, 2017
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