December 7

This day that people are born are generally idiotic and are usually terrible at skateboarding. Most often people called Edward.

Genesis: “Why are you being so stupid?”
Edward: “Sorry it’s December 7th.”

by Arjun Narayan December 6, 2020

December 10

National text your crush day

You: *never interacts with your crush*
Friend: dude it's December 10 "national text your crush day", go message her and stop being a wuss.

by IlookstupidandIam December 7, 2020

December 14

Kiss your girl day <3

Don’t. Be a pussyy just. Do it x

Hey go kiss her

No why

It’s December 14 and she’s your girl

by Heyummmm. December 7, 2020

December 17th

National give your boy best friend head day. You have to slob on his banob

Boy bestfriend: December 17th? Ohhh it’s my day

by Kejsjjdsjekendjksnsk December 7, 2020

December 8

Ask your crush out day.

G: You know what today is right?

B: December 8?
G: Yes, ask your crush out day!

Go get em’ tiger

by arrooooogggaaa December 8, 2020

December 14thh

National stab your best friend day!

If you get stabbed then it's probably December 14thh

by personpersonpersonperson1 December 8, 2020

December 9

Can i hear your voice if i let you hear mine?

This is a weird advent calendar. It goes 1, 2, 3, 8, 35, 10, 0.
Don't worry. Its supposed to be like that. Open today, December 9.

by Krkič December 9, 2020