Southern Texas Door Jam

The act of driving one's car into the office door of his grandmother's home office.

Not to be confused with the Norther Texas Door Jam

I Southern Texas Door Jammed my grandma.

Door Jam

by The Cronicle January 05, 2012

Back Door French Kiss

A Back Door French Kiss is when one person places their own anus against someone else's anus and then proceeds to defecate into the other's anus.

Me and my girl did some back door french kissing last night!

by Scunt_McGravy September 29, 2018

blowing his doors off

A rudimentary verbal expression of bliss, defined by a meathead (indigenous to the northeast region of the united states) who had the unbelievable fortune, of getting some action from a soon very regrettable chick.

One of Joey's many side chicks, went down on him in the front seat of the Eldo. Blowing his doors off while still in Park.
Also see meatwinner

by Guido4life December 29, 2016

Smash your Back Doors In

The act of anally penetrating someone.

As the girl walked by, Oz said "I smashed her back doors in"

Mike said to Edie "Can I Smash your Back doors in?"

by Flangeman100 September 11, 2009

hop out the four door

A part of big shaq's famous song called man's not hot. He hops out a car with four doors

Hop out the four door, with a .44 and it was 1, 2, 3 and 4.

by Small shaq November 27, 2017

your barn door is open

Phrase implying that someone's pants zipper is unzipped.

"Dude, your barn door is open and I can see your pink underwear!"

by Janis July 10, 2004

Back Door Pain Train

When one comes behind a male and hits him in the nuts or penis by coming up through the legs from behind.

Man, last night my girlfriend gave me the worst back door pain train!

by RunsWithWetBuffalo April 22, 2009