Cum Sniffles

Congestion of the sinuses due to (male/female) ejaculate protruding the nose, typically from the act of oral sex.

"Dude, I was eating out my girlfriend last night and she came so hard she gave me the cum sniffles!"

"Gross!"

by Christian Shane King February 24, 2009

cum compliments

this is a type of compliment that has an alterer motive

e.g when you boyfriend says your beautiful, this is a cum compliments which means he wants to cum in your pants.

by Bagface March 9, 2009

Cum Chuckles

When one has uncontrollable giggling or chuckling after having an orgasm. Similar to the giggles one gets after smoking good cannabis.

"Damn. What are you even giggling about? Do you have the Cum Chuckles or something?"

by HA_13 May 28, 2014

Cum Sponge

Another euphemism for slut; a girl who fucks everyone, therefore sucking up everyone's cum like a sponge

Clueless Guy: You're not gonna believe this! I scored with Destiny last night!
Regular Guy: So did like 7 other guys. She's a total cum Sponge, dude.

by AlabamaNibber May 20, 2015

Cum talk

Meaningless words of affection spoken just after a man cums.

She didn't realize that his "I love you" was just cum talk.

by That'sStupid July 18, 2015

Commercial Cumming

The action of busting on your girl, and when she thinks it's over you say ,"But wait, there's more" and release a second load on her

Phil: What did you do to spice things up last night?
Adam: I gave her some of the classic Commercial Cumming

by kamkord August 27, 2015

cum tears

When a man shoots a large, watery, celery-powered load right below the eyes of their partner and the semen flows down their cheeks like the Colorado River after a heavy duty rain storm.

Olive Garden waiter: Oh man, last night, you shoulda seen it. She was crying cum tears like her entire family was murdered by a psycho killer.

Father at table: My daughter just wants a refill on her Diet Sprite, please.

by Herb E. Versmels December 17, 2016