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country blessing

When someone sneezes on your exposed butt hole
I bent over and spread my cheeks, the homie gave me a country blessing.
by the t3 February 28, 2025
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country sit down

a nice long poop, there's nothing better than a good old country sit down
On saturday morning Johnny like to read the newspaper during a good old country sit down on his porcelain throne.
by confederationnn November 2, 2014
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Country bumpkin

A country bumpkin is a country person but who is a bum.
Omg look at that country bumpkin sittin on his couch over there
by Jayde :)))) January 20, 2020
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real country boys

Boy that wears his boots on a daily basis An didn’t just wake up one day an started wearing them because of his friends. Knows how to hunt fish an get a little mud on his boots. Got an nice little booty in his jeans an dips cause he looks good doing it.
;)
Carlee: man he’s one real country boy with that dip in his lip an that nice booty too;)
Hannah: girl i know he’s a hottie! He’s one of those real country boys.
by Page-mom February 1, 2018
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country sleeping bag

An easy girl who listens to country music and just lays there while you have sex with her.
“Man, I really like Jessica”
I dont know bro, she’s probably a country sleeping bag
by Siolovtpr April 22, 2019
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Country Living

an American lifestyle and home magazine published by the Hearst Corporation since 1978.2 The monthly magazine focuses on food, home renovation, home decor, DIY and lifestyle.
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by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023
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