sophie and emma’s comedy club

technically we are the world’s funniest duo... we even had our own comedy club. featuring some of our classic jokes like “scare cam” and “not her day” . these days we focus our humor on more sophisticated topics like the smell of garages and my brother, ethan. we really already the masters of comedy.

girl: OMG IT IS THEM!
boy: SOPHIE AND EMMA’S COMEDY CLUB!!!!!!

by ididntask333 November 5, 2020

stand up comedy

boner joke

(haha get it cause your pp stands up when you get it)

cock joke? more like stand up comedy

by Hehe I cheated April 25, 2021

Schrodinger's Comedian

A person, usually a comedian, who depending on the reaction of the audience call their jokes "a call out to the deep truth people are too afraid to say" or "a satire of people who agree with the joke" when it's typically just offensive/shock humour.

An extension of Schrodinger’s douchebag.

James: That comedian on TV said black people shouldn't speak out about oppression!
Molly: She was making fun of people who think like that.
James: But she said on the news that she was calling out the truth?
Molly: Goddammit she's a Schrodinger's Comedian.

by personline January 2, 2022

comeback king

Joe montana

'9ers down 5 with 20 seconds. Montana back to throw, hits Rice on the crossroute. Score!!!!!! Touchdooooooooown 49ers!!!!!!! The comeback king strike again!!

by fjfjjfnfsjera December 24, 2010

come down on someone

to come down on some is to insult someone, to tease someone

Roi: "You are so ugly and fat"
Edu: "Stop coming down on me.. it's insulting!"

by Yjhk August 26, 2005

come my love

How Kaymala got her name!

Kaymala is HOT

by Anonymous July 18, 2003

come'n get it

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by Philologistme June 2, 2010