Five Pens Challenge

The act of inserting five pens into your vagina. Usually done whilst watching an episode of Keeping Up Appearances but this is not a set rule.

"She did the Five Pens Challenge while she was home alone one day."

by Chumlee Johnson November 20, 2023

vehicularly-challenged

People who don't drive

There's a lot of people that work here that are vehicularly-challenged.

by MC Clap your handz December 6, 2024

Porcelain Challenge

When someone (but mostly Gen-z) grind there parents or older family members (Millennials, Gen- X, and booms) Porcelain sets into a fine powder and then snorts it like cocaine.

-Hey guys do yall wanna do the Porcelain challenge.

-yeah let's go snort your mom's Porcelain China like it's cocaine!
-do u have a blinder?

by CottonCandyAddict October 2, 2022

The John Wilkinson Bowl Challenge

The John Wilkinson Bowl Challenge Consists Of: A Bowl Filled With One Gram Of Indica Like Purp, Some Keef (enough to cover the top and cigarette tobacco, enough to cover middle of the bowl. You Pack it, Light it and In Order To Successfully Complete The John Wilkinson Bowl Challenge You Have To Clear The Whole Bowl In One Hit and Exhale A Haze Of Smoke Thick Enough To Cover Your Surrounding Enviorment, Like Your Face.

Person 1: John Smoked A Whole Bowl Of 1 Gram Of Weed, Keef, And Tobacco yet some how manage to clear it in ONE HIT!
Person 2: Thats crazy! The John Wilkinson Bowl Challenge FTW!

by SirSource August 5, 2020

Third Deck Challenge

The act of jumping from the third story of your barracks in hopes of ending it all or fucking your body up with regards to the bullshit you just experienced. There is a likelihood that you will be on suicide watch for a fat ass minute and won’t do anything cool.

PFC: “Fuck man, my orders say I’m being sent to Cherry Point.”
LCPL: “Get fucked. Im heading straight to Oki, nerd.
PFC: “Swear to god I’m gonna Third Deck Challenge myself not even kidding”

by PFCKimchi February 17, 2022

Five Week Challenge

When a male tries to go five consecutive weeks without masturbating. Sexual activity with others is permitted during the challenge—only self performed actions are forbidden.

Ever since I started the Five Week Challenge, I spit game all the time. I can't help it—I'm so horny!

by theschrine August 9, 2012

Porcelain Challenge

The name for the challenge of grinding up china to make a power, that is snorted like cocaine. From tiktok.

He really aced the porcelain challenge, did your see the video last night?

by beanbag chair October 2, 2022