Captain Sack Sparrow

A sexual act where two men sit, facing each other, while a third person positions themselves to pull their oars, as if to row a boat.

Down for a Captain Sack Sparrow at my place later Todd? Woman is coming.

by Jellyman7201 March 21, 2023

Captain Roden Harlowe

Captian Roden Harlowe. Also known as Roden (is a fictional character from The Ascendance Series by Jennifer A. Nielsen) Is the Captain of King Jaron Artolius Eckbert III 's guard.
He despises Jaron's right leg, for he has broken it, and stabbed it.
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"Jaron, I despise your right leg, Please stop having that leg exist" — Captain Roden Harlowe

by toebiased June 29, 2021

Captain Faggle day

November 20th; celebrating the captain of the faggle nation.

Thank god its captain faggle day!

by terps October 30, 2012

I am the captain

Someone who thinks they're the leader but really they're way below that.

"Look at me, I am the captain now."
"Shut up andre."

by Stancehasantsinhispants March 30, 2017

Captain Mike the Sailor

A truly scallywag that will man the ship live nobody's business. Catch em on the poop deck in the all white G-Fazo's with that fat zyn pack in his mouth and a tooly on his waste. You can also catch him on shore sippin' reds and acting a fool

Captain Mike the Sailor has the dustiest G-Fazo's I've ever seen

by Mikeysling3 March 22, 2023

friend zone captain

That guy who is straight, but still gets friend zoned by every girl he comes into contact with.

Why do I have to be a friend zone captain?? I ain't that ugly.

by P3N1S H3R0 November 17, 2016

captain crunch hangover

You have eaten anywhere from one bowl to a whole box of Captain Crunch and the roof of your mouth is scraped to hell.

Man, I have such a bad Captain Crunch hangover that there's dead skin dangling over my palette.

OR

I ate a pizza that was way too hot and it feels like a Captain Crunch hangover. Weird isn't it?

by SavvyRedhead July 25, 2015