CaliGuy1: Oh it looks like I have to dress up for this event.
CaliGuy2: Just wear a California Suit, throw a blazer on whatever you're wearing.
CaliGuy2: Just wear a California Suit, throw a blazer on whatever you're wearing.
by Matt_Tress August 28, 2017

by allmyluv! April 10, 2022

When a dude comes in another dudes ass and proceeds to fart that cum into a vagina thus causing conception of a gay fart baby.
Me: "hey Andrew H. how where you conceived?
Andrew.: "just your typical California whoopee cushion."
Me: "it's not typical"
Andrew.: "just your typical California whoopee cushion."
Me: "it's not typical"
by Recycle champ July 18, 2024

While giving head, pretend to swallow his nut then go in for a kiss and spit the cum into his mouth.
Amy found out Chris was cheating on her so she gave him a California Shotgun and he spent the rest of the day throwing up his own baby gravy.
by shadythespaceman February 28, 2021

The act of gathering every condiment in your household, lathering your penis in said condiments and raw dogging your wife.
by hotdoghamburgr January 6, 2025

While having sex, the male pulls out and ejaculates on the females back. She then proceeds to lay in the sun until it dries, then peels, eats, an enjoys.
by Kademus February 9, 2015

Tim: "Man these California Transplants are so annoying, always complaining about the rain up here"
Jacob: "I know right! If you couldn't handle the rain, then why move to Seattle?"
Jacob: "I know right! If you couldn't handle the rain, then why move to Seattle?"
by Catfish The Fishiest January 10, 2024
