Christian Jessen

Best known his work as a GP on the tv series Embarrassing Bodies, Christian is openly gay and advertises the fact with an incredibly homo-erotic hair cut, which is said to be in the form of a man parting his buttocks.

Did you watch Embarrassing Bodies last night? Although i thoroughly enjoyed the Christian Jessen segment my favorite was watching the granny anus prolapse

by andre...i mean david king July 29, 2011

christian jarrett

An ugly person who will whatch you in your sleep and stalk you for eternity

Look over there it is Christian Jarrett.
Yeah don't go close to him his ugliness will kill you!

by Soul1Reaper6897 February 24, 2017

reformed christian

A person who has beliefs in God, yet is awfully slutty and has a bad reputation.

Rianna always goes to church but is always leading on guys! She is such a reformed christian!

by ReeRee. September 28, 2008

christian glass

A sex position used by many homosexuals. It is where the one man cums then sticks his cum in the guys ass then he licks it until the other guy has an orgasm.

Those two gay guys are doing the Christian Glass.

by LilJOnwhattt February 26, 2006

Christian hipster

A christian young adult who sings, is part of a church plant, has a ton of Instagram followers, has bible studies at Starbucks, has Hebrew tattoos, uses a moleskin journal, and listens to Hillsong United and Elevation Worship, yet finds his/her identity in these things and not Christ

Guy 1: is that a moleskin journal?
Guy 2: yea man, I love it.
Guy 1: yea man, just don't become a christian hipster
Guy 2: thanks brother, Jesus first

by Staboi21 July 25, 2014

Christian Kelly

Christian Kelly is a big strong man who is deeply in love with his girlfriend and he loves sex, he is know as the "SEX GOD"

I would love Christian Kelly to Penetrate my vagina all day

by Joey Petter May 20, 2018

Christian Kyle

Dates a lot of girls to get closher. Usually a hoe.Does not have many friends.

"Ew that looks like a Christian Kyle"

by Elizabeth123456789 June 14, 2017