Sack Breath

Someone who has major dog breath and it smells as though they’ve been licking their own scrotum. Hence, producing a “from-unda” type sack breath, so bad it would cause even “Broom-Hilda” (1,500 year old cigar 🚬smoking, beer 🍺 guzzling, and cheeseburger eating witch) to cringe at the foul stench.

“Even stink would say that stinks, he’s got major “Sack Breath!”

by DirtySanchez2010 August 10, 2024

don't let me breathe

What you say to your lover when you're deepthroating his member

Girl 1: FUCK don't let me breathe
Boy 1: my c**** is so big you won't be able to babe girl don't worry

by physicsslut101 November 16, 2017

breath jungle

A breath jungle is a room/area that emanates large amounts hot breath-like air that is steamy and moist.

"Ah man, that conference room felt like a breath jungle."

by gmr89 May 12, 2016

Gorilla breath

A very musty bad breath or a B.O.

Wow, he smells so bad, he has gorilla breath!

by Leopards14 November 6, 2019

The Breath Of Versailles

When you parkour roll on a roof.

Person 1: Hey..do you like parkour rolling on a roof?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are The Breath Of Versailles

by TheGravelDesign January 5, 2025

The Breathe Of Marseilles

What I homo-sapiens who knows the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and being adicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breathe Of Marseilles

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Covid-Breath

It's when you've been trying to sleep with solid-packed sinuses which necessitates you breathing through your mouth all night. After what seems like forever trying to survive all night long, propped up, breathing through your now dry-parched and sore mouth and throat, you get up with Covid-breath which is so bad it could strip the walls of wallpaper, stop a charging rhino in its tracks and back off a zombie in mid-stride. Covid-breath is soon relieved when your cold starts breaking up and you finally start hacking up egg-sized chunks of green phlegm.

"Ugh...I had to breath through my mouth all night..," you say to your spouse as she wakes up beside you.

"Ack!" she struggles to utter. "I can tell (hack, cough). Covid-breath! Back off you foul beast! Back off or I shall be forced to slay you!!!"

by Captain Loloch February 4, 2022