Lightning In A Bottle

When one man jizzez into a jar, closes it, and shoves it up another man's ass so that the jar shatters.

Guy 1: Hey man, my homie just shoved a cum filled jar up my ass. It shattered, and now I may have an infection.

Guy 2: Cool dude! Thats called lightning in a bottle!

by Cannabis Kermit June 19, 2024

Eve Grace Dakin-Battleday

A silly little bitch with no friends

"oh thats Eve Grace Dakin-Battleday, she is a silly little bitch with no friends"

by Joymez July 3, 2024

Eve Grace Dakin-Battleday

A silly bitch with no friends

"oh thats Eve Grace Dakin-Battleday, a silly bitch with no friends"

by Joymez July 3, 2024

sitting on a bottle

when someone is doing a task so bad then he is sitting on a bottle

This guys aim is so whack he’s sitting on a bottle

by cüssssss May 3, 2024

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 22, 2025

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by AARRIITTUU March 5, 2025

The Boston Bottlecap

The receiver stands up with their legs and genitalia uncovered, and the performer slides their head down under the crotch, and places their teeth on the scrotum, gripping the testicles by clenching down with the teeth. Then, twisting the testicles counter-clockwise until the balls fully lose blood circulation (usually appearing as a white or pale shade)

“Dude, my bitch went crazy last week and gave me The Boston Bottlecap, I couldn’t cum right for a week”

by Beatmall April 6, 2026