museum boobs

when your wife/girlfriend has a baby and is breast feeding. Boobs are full and beautiful, but she won't let you touch them

How's the wife after having the new baby? She is great, and her boobs look amazing, but I can't touch them they are museum boobs.

by thecoopermanning December 6, 2017

Rumple Boob

The side of a woman's boob where there are stretch marks, and looks like an old deflated balloon. Especially of you whip them out while they're in a bra. wrinkly old boob boobies rumple bra deflated

Stacy: Wanna see my blobs?
Douche Bag: He'll Yeah!

*whips them out*
Douche Bag: your boob looks like a rumple boob for a second there.

by TheRumpleWoman March 10, 2018

Boob sweett

An exhilarating up-incoming rocket league team.

*Post Win*
"BOOB SWEETT!"

by hoovcity June 4, 2016

boobs on the back

When getting a haircut, they stylist presses her chest against your back, neck, shoulders, or upper arms. A nice touch when it happens.

I'm getting a haircut during lunch today. Hope I get Jessica today for
boobs on the back again.

by DJ Indicium May 24, 2016

flower boobs

Really nice boobs.

Jules has flower boobs.

by imyourgrandma May 15, 2016

the boob effect

A woman who has a ugly face, but amazing breasts.

Dude 1: that girl has amazing tits
Dude 2: but look at her face.
Dude 1: i'd still do her
Dude 2: Thats the boob effect

by FanCon January 17, 2016

kates boobs

Round, big, perfect, fun to look at, and they always give you the perfect boner.

Omg I'm going to feel Kates boobs

by Suck my cock07 September 4, 2016