cluck blocked

To be cock blocked by a chick.

eg. At the BBQ Aryeh was trying to hit on Ilana but was cluck blocked by Rebecca who quite fancied the pants off him.

Usage: "Man, that girl totally cluck blocked you!"

by LemonLion October 31, 2013

Brock blocked

When a pro athlete's starting job is no longer available after returning from injury.

Jimmy G was proud he would be able to return for the playoffs, turns out he was Brock blocked!

by Clone49 January 10, 2023

Buff-block

When a male in a bar tries to pick up a girl, and is cock-blocked by his own need to be tougher than every other guy there.

"Dude did you hear about Brad at the bar last night? Some guy told him he couldn't down more shots than him, and he ended up buff-blocking himself from some chick that thought he was chill."

by Unarmedanddangerous September 20, 2015

Block Bleeder

Block Bleeder : A vehical or form of transportation normally used to sell dope or narcotics and commit crimes.

Get the Block Bleeder we going to handle some business on the south side.

by Beast_Vando_26 September 18, 2021

Caps Block

When you forget that you have your caps lock on, and end up typing stupid-looking messages through IMs/forum posts/ etc.

When people have Caps Block, it looks a little like this:
i JUST AM SO ANNOYED AT everyone USING CAPS LOCK. wEIRD-OS.

by Just Informing You January 18, 2011

Laugh blocking

When a guy goes in for a kiss and gets blocked by the other because they won’t stop laughing.

I tried to kiss Emily, but she’s totally laugh blocked me!

Laugh Blocking sucks fat black cocks!

by Swaggyinabaggy246810 September 13, 2018

cock block

A device you put over your anus to stop horny queers from inserting there penis in your ass.

Thanks to cock block dalton's anus is cock free.

by jessec63 January 16, 2008