my bitches itches

something you say when in big trouble

freind: dude, you in trouble

you: awe, my bitches itches!

by liam smithy December 27, 2008

to scrap bitches

to fight; to rumble; to oppose numerous foes at once; to be well known for fighting often

"Yo let it go man, you don't wanna mess with him...he scraps bitches."

by Brendan and Jon August 24, 2005

It's bitches

The most versatile phrase imaginable. The meaning of "it's bitches" is completely dependent upon the inflection with which it is said. For instant, if you are are frustrated and someone asks you how your work is coming, you may respond angrily, "It's bitches." This tells them that you are unhappy. Alternately, if someone asks you how you like your new car, you my respond excitedly, "It's bitches!!!" meaning that you love it.

Some would argue that the ambiguity of this phrase makes it extremely unwieldy and confusing and ultimately pointless. This argument is bitches >:(

Question: How are things going with Mary?
Answer(happily): Man, it's bitches!!!

Alternately

Question: How are things going with Mary?
Answer(sadly): Man, it's bitches...

Alternately

Question: How are things going with Mary?
Answer(angrily, after discovering she cheated on you): It's bitches!!!

by His royal highness, lord Pooh May 3, 2010

trove of bitches

A group of large female homosapiens that roll together everywhere, inhebreated and looking for drama. they will often be hunting for men who are wearing beer gogles and have absolutly no sense of comtment. so as not to feel ugly when the men chew their arms off inorder to get away. which gives them a good reason to bitch and talk shit about. all men in general.

in a trove they are generally un approchable ezcept by very brave yet desperate men. so they will often split up into grenades in order to catch a willing trick. hahahaha
be carefull guys.

example: MIA and her entire trove of bitches started a fight with some random hippy chick at the bar

by the real smoker April 12, 2011

soap box cyber bitching

An essentially highly advanced psychiatry of bitching that takes shape in a blog.

"Do you read her blog?"

"I prefer to look at tits when I'm on the internet not listen to some chick yap, it's all soap box cyber bitching about her life with an 'I'm-holier-than-thou attitude' no thanks."

by Hannah & Iago August 22, 2011

rags to bitches

rags to bitches is one of those people who are really good friends with you when they are new or just don't have a lot of friends but when they get new friends then they turn into the biggest bitch you can think of.

Omg that girl really went from rags to bitches.

by oogbot July 10, 2020

Bitches

non-plural form of being a dumbasses or just plain retarted like Antonio

Antonio, "Hey whats up..."

Amro, "Nm Jc BitChes"

by A-M-R-O October 12, 2004