queer baiting

When delusional people in fandoms want to say "I'm butthurt my favorite pairing didn't happen", but they want to sound noble while saying so.

"I can't believe those two didn't end up together after so much teasing!"
"They barely even talked to each other-"
"QUEER BAITING!!!"

by evilton March 7, 2017

Brown batting

When one feels frisky in the middle of the night and feels it's an opportune time to fornicate with their mate while in a sleeping state.

If you come into our room you may find us brown batting

by MaggieJayne June 14, 2017

ball busting shits

This type of Sh*t is one of many painful dumps, The pain from this dump is horrible. It feels as if you've got kicked in the tree and giggle berries. While Sh*tting.

"Oh...It feels as if I have the
ball busting shits, I gotta go really bad"

by Weeniehutjr98 August 23, 2017

Ty Bastin

A douche bag man, a fucking douche, but a cool douchebag. Pretty chill as fuck.

Ty Bastin is a nice guy who can be an asshole at the same time but be mellow about it.

by Gaylord2017 September 2, 2017

Tootie Blasting

Derived from the term tootie meaning girls vagina, anytime you run your mouth in fanstasy football and then lose by at least 50 points.

Paul trash talked a lot before their matchup, but Jim ended up giving him a Tootie Blasting.

by BonethugsSP99 October 21, 2017

clam bashing

Two girls who scissor

These 2 girls I know like to clam bashing all the time.

by mr. insentia November 17, 2017

History blasting

The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".

Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.

However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.

How's Dave?

Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.

Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted

by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018