He's been snorting that devil's baking soda.
by Esalad420 September 21, 2020

When someone has consumed a large amount of high grade cannabis and they are feeling totally stoned out of their mind. This term means the person is severely stoned to the point they struggle to move or do anything which is described by the term “Stone Baked”.
Joe: yo bro did you see how fucked Jake was last night off that blue cheese
Dan: yeah man he was royally stone baked fucked last night dude, he had too much!
Dan: yeah man he was royally stone baked fucked last night dude, he had too much!
by Angrykid1209 January 17, 2025

Easy bake oven: When your toddler farts in their one piece pajamas and slowly unzip the top to release the gas. Similar to a Dutch Oven.
by TheJames333 July 12, 2018

(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.
Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.
Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.
Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.
Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.
Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.
Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.
by jimmyshakes April 10, 2021

a name for when you don't want to directly name a pregnant person, so you just give them a nickname in hopes that they wont find out about how you've been talking about them all this time.
"hey, did you see ms.easy-bake oven yesterday? she looks like she's been eating non-stop!"
"you aren't supposed to say that, jeremiah."
"you aren't supposed to say that, jeremiah."
by im at school right now January 12, 2023

to "bite and bake to gold" is to cut corners and expect everything to turn out well. For example, when baking bread, you can eat ("bite") some of the bread dough, but still bake it "to gold" (golden brown) and having eaten it doesn't matter. usually people use this negatively- i.e."it's not something you can bite and bake to gold"- to essentially mean "don't cut corners".
"Hey, Dr. Bam, do you think I have to sanitize this scalpel?"
"Obviously you do, surgery isn't something you can just bite and bake to gold."
"Obviously you do, surgery isn't something you can just bite and bake to gold."
by pumkinbread55 January 7, 2024

by iets December 3, 2018
