burrito penance

The grueling, and often painful, bathroom experience that may occur as a direct result of eating burritos.

"Saturday night burritos? You'll be doing Sunday morning burrito penance!"

by Deome October 6, 2016

burrito meat

The glorious coif of chest hair that bubbles out from the neckline of a man's shirt.

Sick burrito meat, bro.

by Burrito Mistress September 22, 2016

Burromelette

A traditional omelette carefully placed and then wrapped in a soft tortilla shell. This meal satisfies even the mightiest hunger.

I wish Juan would hurry up cooking my burromelette.

by davakon1 August 28, 2016

burrito sock

1 Slang for condom

2 someone who is bad/to overweight to windsurf

You might want to go down to the store and pick up a couple burrito socks

That dude over there is a total burrito sock

by Boom man July 8, 2016

burrito ass

Similar to taco ass but after a shart, the underwear sticks to and wraps around the shit on the ass.

After that meal, Big Daddy had a massive burrito ass that stained his pants.

by dictat-har June 27, 2016

burrito pile

Sexual encounter with a big chested, heavy set, woman. Typically, the encounter is brought on by over consumption of alcohol. The female usually exhibits an aggressive sexual attitude while the male exhibits an over estimation of his sexual appetite.

I hooked up with Carol last night. It was a total burrito pile. Way more than I could handle.

by Papa Ev June 3, 2016

burritosock

A condom

Or a dibedis foot

I am going to the corner store and buy a couple burritosocks

by Boom man May 29, 2016