April 3rd

Girl 1: HEY BESTIE
Girl 2: HEYYY *slaps*
Girl 1: GUH WHAT YOU DID THAT FO?
Girl 2: MB GIRLIE, IT'S APRIL 3RD
Girl 1: WHAT'S ON APRIL 3RD?
Girl 2: NATIONAL SLAP YOUR BESTIE DAY
Girl 1: Fuck you

by your granpappy. April 3, 2022

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April 13

nation don’t listen to your parents day

Mom: honey!
You: *silence
* next days*

You: hey mom and dad
Them: ohhhhhh it was april 13

by machary April 6, 2022

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April 15

National Hayden day. The day we worship reddit user hay_den330. The day Haydengender was made

Johnny: Yo it’s April 15!!

Eren: ok and. nobody cares

Johnny: It’s Hayden day!!!

Eren: OOHHHH!!! YAY

by materialfrown April 15, 2022

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April 16

on April 16 you hug or kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend and if you have a crush go for it they might like you back yk ;) <3

guy:hey it’s April 16 you know what that means..
Girl: what
Guy:April 16 is when you kiss your bf/gf or crush so..

by wassupppyall April 14, 2021

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April 1st

April 1st: The day where you can have sex with any of your friends, but say April fools. Since it's April 1st, it doesn't technically count.

I had sex with ___ on April 1st, but it doesn't count, since I said April Fools.

by Pixeldouche February 11, 2022

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National Aaron Warner day

To celebrate the character Aarons Warner's birthday, from the famous book series shatter me, the 24th of April is now celebrated as his own National day. Happy Birthday Warner

Bob "Hey It's April 24th, you know what day it is?"
Some random disgusting dude "NAtToNal pURge/RaPe oF WoMEn DaY"
Bob " No you a$$hat, Its NATIONAL AARON WARNER DAY, WOOOOOOOOOO"
Be more like Bob

by April24_NationalAaronWarnerday February 5, 2023

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