Astrology

white girl religion which involved believing in planets and stars and crystals but not God who made the stars and planets and crystals and who controls their moments

*white girl with nose piercing and blue hair*: I love astrology! Can you beleive Jupiter is in retrograde??? I need to get some amber crystals to protect against the spike in break ups that happens when Jupiter is in retrograde!!

*red pilled based gigachad*: The only controlling force is the One and Only God.

*white girl with nose piercing and blue hair*: You're a misogynist if you believe in God. "God" is for losers. Anyone have a xanax? Anyone? i'll give head for a xanax please someone give me a xanax

by Based RedPilled Gigachad Incel November 20, 2022

Astrology

white girl religion which involved believing in planets and stars and crystals but not God who made the stars and planets and crystals and who controls their moments

*white girl with nose piercing and blue hair*: I love astrology! Can you beleive Jupiter is in retrograde??? I need to get some amber crystals to protect against the spike in break ups that happens when Jupiter is in retrograde!!

*red pilled based gigachad*: The only controlling force is the One and Only God.

*white girl with nose piercing and blue hair*: You're a misogynist if you believe in God. "God" is for losers. Anyone have a xanax? Anyone? i'll give head for a xanax please someone give me a xanax

by Based RedPilled Gigachad Incel November 20, 2022

Asraltmunkh

Very sexy man, Hot as fuck, big brain, blacker than black, i would smash fr, Would date honestly.

Asraltmunkh is such a player

by Asralt fr December 4, 2022

Australian wake up

Waking someone up by performing oral sex on the sleeping party.

He woke me by doing a Australian wake up

by Bobby the Boblet December 24, 2022

Asstral Clapping

When your maiden is far away, waiting for you with her cheeks sticking out missing you and you astral project yourself to her clap her cheeks.

Guy1: "You say, you slept with your girl last night?"
Guyt2: "Yeah."
G2: "...how? She's a province away dude?"
G3: "I gave her an asstral clapping bro"

by Garlic0Bread December 26, 2022

Australian Air Pocket

The act of flagellating on oneself and the flagellants gets trapped between the anus and the back of the scrotum causing a tickling sensation.

Aaron ate a lot of beans an farted giving himself an Australian Air Pocket.

by Kamo89 January 2, 2023

Astrology

Bullshit.

This is what white bitches base their personality on.

What's your astrology sign? I'm Aquarius

by Popsicleguy January 3, 2023