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Cool Tony

A taboo arrangement between two or more men, designed with the intention to provide cooling relief during sweltering weather.

The procedure involves one person providing another with a chilled 5 litre (or higher volume) goon bag of standard "classic" white wine.

The recipient discards the outer cardboard box and proceeds to hold the chilled bladder to their testicles, gooch and vas deferens area for approx 8 to 10 minutes, in an attempt to cool their pipework.
Once sufficiently cooled the recipient commences to shower what is expected to be a cold stream of urine over the other party, rapidly reducing their core body temperature.
It must be noted that no monetary payment is required for a Cool Tony as it is intended and understood that the goon bag of chilled "classic" white is in itself payment for the deed.
It's too damn hot and I'm burning up. Where can a guy get a Cool Tony around here?
by Broke Aristocrat January 3, 2025
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Tony Hawker

That fatass line was a real Tony Hawker
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Baby Man / A Tony Man

A Baby Man, sometimes interchangeably referred to as A Tony Man, denotes an individual exhibiting child-like behaviors, particularly in aspects like food preferences, hygiene, and social interactions. This includes a reluctance to consume adult foods, avoidance of sauces, neglect of personal hygiene, and displaying immaturity in various situations. A Tony Man often judges others based on their own standards, disappears from social circles until food or alcohol is involved, and may exhibit behaviors akin to a Baby Man, such as reluctance to engage in adult responsibilities or confrontations.
"John's such a Baby Man, or should I say, a Tony Man. He won't eat anything except plain pasta and throws tantrums if anyone suggests otherwise. Plus, he shows up to parties smelling like a dumpster fire."

"I can't deal with Sarah's friend anymore; he's both a Baby Man and a Tony Man. He raided my fridge last time he came over, criticized everything, and then vanished until the next barbecue."

"Tom's turning into a classic Baby Man, or perhaps we should start calling him A Tony Man. He avoids salads like the plague and only shows up when there's free booze. Such a child."

Baby Man / A Tony Man
by StevenMaque1997 April 25, 2024
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Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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Tony

A boy who is extra chunky and has thick high eyebrows

When he gets angry (which is like every 2 seconds) he screams and hits people tho he is too weak to hit through a kleenex
He is half bald in the worst way possible so he wears a hat but we all know he has a monk haircut
He simps for one short girl tho now we aren't sure if he's straight because he says "women are dumb" and a truth or dare question "Are you straight" was answered with "no" which made the suspicions deeper.
Damn that boy is so friggin annoying and dumb
I know, hes such a Tony
by anonymous November 5, 2021
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Tony

A smooth, cool, respectful, and slightly toxic individual. Usually level headed but when they get mad will turn up! Tony’s are good with words and will use your words against you but are super loyal to the ones they love.
Tony can I have my girl back?
by Shakkemup November 22, 2021
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Uncle Tony

French boi who will Google for you simple questions for your sensitive ass.
"SHIET DOG, UNCLE TONY WON'T EXPLAIN ME WHAT IS A SHORT, I HAVE TO GOOGLE IT"
by Uber Trader June 1, 2020
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