When having sex doggy style with a Chinese girl and when trying to talk dirty, she barks and farts (or sharts) straight on to you
Person 1: “Dude how was last night, she was a mad cute asian”
Person 2: “The sex was fire until she turned into a Chinese thunderdoodle”
Person 2: “The sex was fire until she turned into a Chinese thunderdoodle”
by Adam and Jake March 20, 2019
Get the chinese thunderdoodlemug. The act of when you're eating a girl out and she farts in your mouth. You hide the fart in your cheek and you go up to her nose, put your mouth over it and blow the fart into her nasal cavity.
"Bro I was with this girl last night and she farted in my mouth, so to get her back I gave her a Chinese Blowfish"
by GUMBLEBEAST May 15, 2021
Get the Chinese Blowfishmug. by Qung bou April 14, 2021
Get the Chinese cornholemug. "Slutty Chinese" refers to greasy, late-night Chinese food, often craved after a night out or a playful risqué term for someone of Asian descent who enjoys adventurous intimate acts of eating ass.
Let's grab some of that 'Slutty Chinese' after the bar.
When I was done eating her fine ass and making her cum, she called me her Slutty Chinese...
When I was done eating her fine ass and making her cum, she called me her Slutty Chinese...
by TO_daddy June 7, 2025
Get the Slutty Chinesemug. A sexual act in which one person does a hand stand to another person's chest. Then the other person pinches their nipples while getting their ass eaten.
by WOD2005 July 27, 2025
Get the Chinese Crabmug. When three or more Asian drivers rear-end each other in a domino-effect fashion, potentially resulting in multiple accidents, multiple traffic tickets, and a major traffic holdup.
When I was driving home from work and passed by an Asian neighborhood, I got caught in a Chinese chain reaction, and the front and rear chassis of my car got totaled.
by Terminus_Est May 1, 2015
Get the Chinese chain reactionmug. Regardless of how good you are at anything, there will always be a 5 year old Chinese kid who can do it better
George: I just beat me previous record and ran a mile in 6 minutes!
Lee cho Chen: My 3 year old cousin ran it in 2 minutes, and he also speaks 14 languages and is a world class pianist.
George: damn I been chinesed
Emma: My eleven year old daughter with ADHD just passed her first math test!
Some asian lady: Wow that's great! My 8 year old son is a PHD candidate at harvard and created another proof for the pythagorean theorem. But that is nothing compared to his cousin who created a world class AI and he is still breastfeeding.
Emma: smh cant go a day without getting chinesed
Lee cho Chen: My 3 year old cousin ran it in 2 minutes, and he also speaks 14 languages and is a world class pianist.
George: damn I been chinesed
Emma: My eleven year old daughter with ADHD just passed her first math test!
Some asian lady: Wow that's great! My 8 year old son is a PHD candidate at harvard and created another proof for the pythagorean theorem. But that is nothing compared to his cousin who created a world class AI and he is still breastfeeding.
Emma: smh cant go a day without getting chinesed
by The Perceived Flame March 13, 2023
Get the Chinesedmug.